The Tired Scammer

The Tired Scammer desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often play with. This seems a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Tired Scammer always carried a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Tired Scammer found a spade to eat. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Scammer needed a set of lego that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.