Confused Scammer

Confused Scammer desperately desired a computer that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer having that done to it

Confused Scammer looked for a big sponge to rub on his belly. It should have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

Confused Scammer needed a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Confused Scammer wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A can of Tango is the item to choose.

Confused Scammer desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Scammer had a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.