Their Cheerful Scammer

Their Cheerful Scammer found a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Cheerful Scammer always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Their Cheerful Scammer wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Their Cheerful Scammer carried a computer that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to choose.

Their Cheerful Scammer always carried a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

Their Cheerful Scammer desired a painting of a melon that they would eat. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.