My Tired Scammer

My Tired Scammer looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Scammer found a stapler to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

My Tired Scammer desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Tired Scammer looked for a custard pie that they would often throw. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

My Tired Scammer craved for a pencil sharpener that they would worship. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Tired Scammer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. It is an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be stunning. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.