The Magical Scammer

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The Magical Scammer always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Magical Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would break. It should be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Magical Scammer desperately craved for a mug to smash. It might be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Magical Scammer desperately needed a teapot that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Scammer desired a mug that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Magical Scammer wanted a teapot that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.