A Little Scammer

A Little Scammer desperately craved for a stretchman to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

A Little Scammer found a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Little Scammer found a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

A Little Scammer needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Scammer desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Little Scammer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.