Exciting Scammer

Exciting Scammer owned a condom that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. A condom was the item that was selected.

Exciting Scammer desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Scammer carried a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

Exciting Scammer always kept a stretchman to break. It would have been a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Exciting Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was simply life. A bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Scammer always had with them a bag of flour to smash. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A bag of flour is the thing to select.