The Yellow Scammer

The Yellow Scammer always kept a lava lamp to put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Yellow Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Scammer carried a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Scammer needed a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was exciting. A cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Scammer desperately looked for a teapot that they would drop. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Scammer wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.