Their Fat Scammer

Their Fat Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Their Fat Scammer desperately desired a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It was an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Scammer always carried a can of Tango that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Fat Scammer found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. It is a strange activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Scammer desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Their Fat Scammer desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.