A Lonely Scammer

A Lonely Scammer often carried a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

A Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a condom to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Scammer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Scammer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Scammer desperately desired a cup that they would often put up their bum. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.