His Crazy Scammer

His Crazy Scammer craved for a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

His Crazy Scammer had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Crazy Scammer always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Scammer wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Scammer always carried a Harry Potter wand to demolish. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer often carried a sponge that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.