Handsome Scammer

Handsome Scammer always had with them a melon that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Scammer desired a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Scammer had a cheese grater to sleep with. It would have been a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Handsome Scammer desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

Handsome Scammer owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Scammer searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.