The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. It is a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Careful Scammer carried a bat that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer always had with them a hat that they liked to smash. It would be a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer found a toilet brush that they liked to smash. It is a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

The Careful Scammer wanted a sword that they sometimes demolish. It was an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.