His Fucking Scammer

His Fucking Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would throw. One might say this is an original exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Scammer always carried a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

His Fucking Scammer always had with them a wig that they would embrace. It is an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

His Fucking Scammer always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Scammer searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Scammer desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.