Bum Loving Scammer

Bum Loving Scammer had a wig that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Scammer found a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Scammer owned a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Scammer desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Scammer carried a spade to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

Bum Loving Scammer found a stretchman that they liked to break. It should have been a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.