The Eccentric Scammer

The Eccentric Scammer desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

The Eccentric Scammer searched for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Scammer always had with them a radiator to put up their bum. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Scammer owned a bottle of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It is an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer desired a hat that they would sometimes eat. It would be a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Scammer often carried a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.