Her Green Scammer

Her Green Scammer desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Her Green Scammer desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. It might be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be epic. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Scammer found a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Green Scammer always kept a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Green Scammer found a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

Her Green Scammer desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.