The Grumpy Scammer

The Grumpy Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

The Grumpy Scammer often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer wanted a hat that they liked to play with. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it