Eccentric Scammer

Eccentric Scammer found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Scammer desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a new idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Scammer always kept a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Scammer always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It is an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Scammer desired a stapler that they liked to demolish. It might be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

Eccentric Scammer wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.