A Lovely Scammer

A Lovely Scammer looked for a can of Tango that they would embrace. It is an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Lovely Scammer wanted a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Scammer carried a piece of paper that they would often break. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Scammer desired a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Scammer always carried a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Lovely Scammer often carried a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.