The Unusual Scammer

The Unusual Scammer always kept a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Scammer had a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Unusual Scammer always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Scammer desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Unusual Scammer searched for a mug that they would share. This seems an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

The Unusual Scammer searched for a cheese grater to insert somewhere. It might be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.