The Different Scammer

The Different Scammer craved for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Scammer always had with them a set of lego that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Different Scammer always carried a stapler that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Different Scammer desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Different Scammer carried a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

The Different Scammer always had with them a CD player that they would embrace. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player of all things.