The Nervous Scammer

The Nervous Scammer always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Scammer desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Scammer desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Nervous Scammer found a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Scammer found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Scammer always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.