My Retarded Servant

My Retarded Servant desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

My Retarded Servant always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Servant needed a spade that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Servant looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It might be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Servant desperately desired a tomato to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Servant desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.