Her Yellow Servant

Her Yellow Servant owned a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Yellow Servant desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Her Yellow Servant needed a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Yellow Servant searched for a computer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Yellow Servant often carried a spade that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Her Yellow Servant looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A magic 8 ball is the item to select.