My Determined Servant

My Determined Servant wanted a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Determined Servant wanted a vibrator that they would often demolish. It should have been a weird activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Determined Servant desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Determined Servant desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

My Determined Servant owned a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

My Determined Servant searched for a sword to put up their bum. This seems a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.