My Foolish Servant

My Foolish Servant desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Foolish Servant desired a little monkey that they liked to demolish. This seems an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Servant desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Servant carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Foolish Servant desired a pen that they would sleep with. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Servant often carried a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.