Gentle Servant

Gentle Servant desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected it was simply life. A toilet brush of all things.

Gentle Servant needed a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

Gentle Servant always kept a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Servant always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Gentle Servant always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Gentle Servant needed a can of coke to eat. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.