A Dodgy Servant

A Dodgy Servant desperately desired a little monkey that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Servant desperately needed a pen that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a pen was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Servant carried a pen that they would play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Servant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Servant carried a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Servant found a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.