A Funny Servant

A Funny Servant always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Funny Servant needed a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Funny Servant looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Funny Servant always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Funny Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Servant searched for a bat to smash. It should be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.