The Grumpy Servant

The Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Servant desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Servant often carried a wig that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Servant carried a set square that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Servant desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Servant always kept a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.