Their Naughty Servant

Their Naughty Servant desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would smash. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Their Naughty Servant craved for a wig that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Servant wanted a CD player to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Servant looked for a helmet that they liked to annihilate It was a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

Their Naughty Servant carried a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Naughty Servant always carried a custard pie that they would play with. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.