Her Boring Servant

Her Boring Servant needed a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Servant desperately searched for a rubber johnny to annihilate One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Boring Servant carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Boring Servant wanted a stretchman that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Servant owned a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Servant desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.