Her Scary Servant

Her Scary Servant craved for a CD player that they would share. This seems to be a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

Her Scary Servant searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Servant craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Her Scary Servant desired a helmet to insert somewhere. This seems a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be entertaining. A helmet was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Servant always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Servant owned a spade that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.