The Energetic Servant

The Energetic Servant always carried a pint of cider to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Energetic Servant found a computer that they would experiment on. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Servant owned a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It should be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant wanted a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant wanted a condom that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.