His Chinese Servant

His Chinese Servant carried a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a different activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.

His Chinese Servant desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to worship. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet having that done to it

His Chinese Servant desired a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was awesome. A crown being the item opted for.

His Chinese Servant carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Servant desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Servant found a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.