My Magical Servant

My Magical Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Servant wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Servant wanted a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Servant had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Magical Servant looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Magical Servant wanted a tomato that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.