Blue Servant

Blue Servant always had with them a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

Blue Servant always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Blue Servant desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would throw. This might appear to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Blue Servant had a radiator to drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

Blue Servant craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Blue Servant always carried a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.