His Dodgy Servant

His Dodgy Servant wanted a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Servant desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes break. It is an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Servant wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Servant had a radiator that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Servant carried a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Servant owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.