A Horny Servant

A Horny Servant carried a rubber johnny that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Horny Servant searched for a mug that they would often worship. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Servant always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Horny Servant desperately desired a spade that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Horny Servant had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Horny Servant wanted a sponge to put on his head. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.