Their Retarded Servant

Their Retarded Servant desired a hat that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

Their Retarded Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Servant owned a bottle of beer that they would break. It is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Servant needed a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It was a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Servant wanted a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A radiator would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Servant desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.