The Chinese Servant

The Chinese Servant desperately looked for a vibrator that they would experiment on. It would have been a different activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Chinese Servant often carried a mug that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug of all things.

The Chinese Servant wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Chinese Servant desired a mug that they would put up their bum. It was a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Servant searched for a big sponge that they liked to play with. It might be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Servant desperately needed a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.