The Famous Servant

The Famous Servant carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Servant always kept a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Servant always carried a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Famous Servant searched for a stapler that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Servant carried a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Servant had a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be awesome. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.