Her Brainy Servant

Her Brainy Servant craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be sublime. A stretchman was the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Servant desperately looked for a pen that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Brainy Servant desired a dildo to play with. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Brainy Servant desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would eat. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Her Brainy Servant needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Brainy Servant found a bat that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.