The Crypting Servant

The Crypting Servant always carried a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Crypting Servant always had with them a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Servant carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Servant always kept a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Servant carried a tomato that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Servant carried a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to opt for.