Her Dodgy Servant

Her Dodgy Servant often carried a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Servant desired a ball that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Servant desperately wanted a stapler that they would often demolish. It was a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Servant searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Servant searched for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Servant always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. It was an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was fun. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.