A Brainy Servant

A Brainy Servant found a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

A Brainy Servant always kept a pen that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Servant searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Servant needed a bag of flour that they would share. This seems a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Servant always carried a sack of potatoes to demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Brainy Servant desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.