The Beautiful Servant

The Beautiful Servant had a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Servant had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant always kept a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Servant needed a ball that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Servant found a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be epic. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.