A Ugly Servant

A Ugly Servant desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Servant needed a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Ugly Servant had a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Servant searched for a radiator that they would often drop. It was considered to be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Servant often carried a sword that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

A Ugly Servant owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.