Their Foolish Servant

Their Foolish Servant carried a cup that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

Their Foolish Servant often carried a big sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Their Foolish Servant carried a pen that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Their Foolish Servant desired a bag of poop that they would often smash. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Their Foolish Servant had a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny action, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

Their Foolish Servant needed a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be magnificent. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.